2nd chapter.

School. The mother of all the evil words that you could possibly invent and/or find in the dictionary. I used to love school, but not now.

I never was very favorable among the ladies. I wasn't favorable, period. people talked to me, smiled at me, waved to me, but I never get invited for some girl time, sleepovers, or parties. Part of me felt rejected, but a bigger half felt relieved. See, I could never really get the whole "friend" thing. I haven't really found a friend that I could talk to. They all seemed prejudiced in one way or another. I hung out mostly with the boys. They were easier to converse with. Their simpleness somehow attracts me more than any other quality. Confused? Let me give you an example.

Me: So, are you going to Annie's chalet party tomorrow night?
Girl: Urgh. No.
Me: Oh. Why?
Girl: Are you kidding me?? Danielle's going to be there!
Me: Um...so?
Girl: Hellooo? Haven't you heard? Danielle was the bitch that stole my friend!
Me: Exactly my point. So what?
Girl: Oh. My. God. Obvious!
Me: You're not going just 'coz Dan's gonna be there?
Girl: Finally.
Me: That's crap. You go there to have fun.
Girl: I'm not going without my best friend Ellen!
Me: Make new ones. You're not a freak.
Girl: I can't have fun without her!
Me: Look. You're not exactly roped and chained to Ellen, right?
Girl: Forget it. You're useless to talk to.
Me: Yeah. Looks like you care about my feelings a lot too.

That was the GIRL example. Now for the guy one.

Me: So. Are you going to Adam's chalet party tomorrow night?
Guy: Yep.
Me: OOh. What about that bitch?
Guy: Bitch? Oh... Daniel.
Me: Yeah, him.
Guy: He can go screw himself. I'm not missing out on the fun... and the food.
Me: Haha. But he stole your friend ight? Um.. Edward?
Guy: You gotta be shitting me. I have other friends. He can choose to hang with whoever he wants, as long as he doesn't become a bitch himself.... Which isn't entirely possible coz he has a dick and not a pussy.
Me: HAha. So you're saying Daniel has a pussy?
Guy: I didn't say Daniel has a pussy. .. He IS one.
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA -laughs-
Guy: Hey, let's go check if Edward still has a dick.
Me: Why would you wanna do that?
Guy: To make sure that he ain't turnin' into a bitch.
Me: Bloody hell that sounds cool. Let's go ask Eddie how's his brother is doin.
Guy: -laughs-

TADA! Example 2.

The difference between guys and girls. I need to return to THE LAMORA MIRACA. I have to find a way somehow.... even if it means I could get killed in the process.

Haha. I was joking.

Or was I?